The Stars Respond to "Why are you late?"

Aries:

I was having a lot of fun with my old friends and then the game went into overtime.

Taurus:

I just got these new fluffy pillows and it was too comfy for me to get out of bed on time.

Gemini:

My friend and I got wrapped up in a text conversation and I can't get pulled over for reckless driving again.

Cancer:

A big load of feelings overcame me and I took some time to cry it out and beat up a pillow.

Leo:

I went a little overboard with my grooming this morning. Did you keep busy while you waited?

Virgo:

Excuse me, your event should have ended 15 minutes ago. I'm waiting for a different event that starts two hours from now.

Libra:

I couldn't decide what to wear or what to eat for breakfast so I had to wait for my partner to wake up to get their input.

Scorpio:

Because you were late for something three years ago and today is the day I felt like proving a point.

Sagittarius:

I got really excited during a TED Talk video and flung my hands in the air, which knocked over another person's coffee.

Capricorn:

Another team member requested my guidance on an urgent matter. According to the bylaws, this is acceptable.

Aquarius:

Look, you let me do things my way and I'll let you follow the clock honor code in peace. Why is your concept of time so linear, anyway?

Pisces:

I had one of those dreams where you wake up in the dream and when I woke up for real it was hard to tell if I was still dreaming and to be honest I'm still not super sure. Sorry.